The 12 different architypes of Uncle Pauls's:

 There are a lot of different things in the world. And just like things, there are a lot of different Uncle Pauls's out there. Here are some of the most well documented:

 1. The Regular Uncle Paul

2. The Rural D Bag Uncle Paul

3. The Boring Patriot Uncle Paul

4. The Professional Uncle Paul

  5. The Long Distance Uncle Paul

6. The Colonel (just The Colonel)

7. The Witness Program Relocated but Sends Doctored Photos (but no money) in the Mail at Birthdays Uncle Paul

7. The Racist Uncle Paul

8. The Super Inappropriately Gay Uncle Paul

9. The Fun Patriotic Uncle Paul

10.  The Aunt Uncle Paul

and finally... 

 11.  The Dead Uncle Paul

Please feel free to add any of the lesser known types of Uncle Pauls's! 

               

Tickle ya Later,

                           Uncle Paul